Every man wants my wife!
People just love to complain about stuff don’t they? A legitimate complaint can be something that one has some sympathy for but even then that sympathy can run pretty thin quite quickly depending on the degree of complaining, the legitimacy of the complaint and what they expect you to do about it. So, legitimate complaints are all well and good. But when someone is disingenuous and makes a remark like ‘every man wants my wife’, well, that’s just underhanded and deceitful. I’m not sure if it’s the implied jealousy, the air of superiority or the school yard style gloating that riles me the most. Perhaps it’s a combination of them all. Either way if you go around making stupid comments like that it can only end badly. Probably with your wife doing something unmentionable with one of your close friends.
Like the rest of this sordid little lot these pictures have been reimagined from actual news headlines. I fill my head with this grubby nonsense so you don’t have to. Vive la revolution!
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Title: Every man wants my wife!
Materials: Paint pen, acrylic and charcoal