Drop it into this bin NOW!
No marker pens or tagging stuff allowed. Yes, i’m talking to you. You know who you are. And we mean it. We mean it so bad we’ve even put up a little sign and a plastic bin to show how serious we are. If the bouncers catch you with it there will be merry hell to pay. And we mean that too. Security may well refuse you admission. That’s how friggin’ serious we are. Just don’t let me catch you. Luckily I was only there to see DJ Yoda and had neglected to take all my various pens and paint with me. Or I would clearly have been in big trouble. Next time I may well be tempt fate and see what i can get in…