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Capitol Police Inaction Figures

Were you too busy to attend the storming of the Capitol yourself? No worries. We've got you covered. Now you can recreate those infamous scenes from the comfort of your own home. You're going to need a truck load of MAGA protesters at some point but first you'll need your very own Capitol Police inaction figures. They can lounge ineffectively at barricades and they'll pose for selfies if you ask nicely but other than that they're just there for window dressing.

 

Created from a repurposed Playmobil set that I fortuitously had hanging around for just such an occasion and featuring two policeman who mysteriously have no identification numbers showing. Weird. Also 'inaction figures' is the best joke i'm likely to make today that no one is going to laugh at. C'est la vie...