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Celebrity Quote - Chris Martin

It's been a long while since we've delved into the murky world of celebrity quotes. Today we've got Coldplay front man Chris Martin with, what I think we can all agree, is a pretty odd quote.

 

It both shows his awareness of his popularity with a certain segment of the population whilst simultaneously showing disdain for the other part of the population that would like to shake him by the hand - assumably for bringing his music to the world rather than because they have a taser concealed in their palm. Gloves or helmet? What a modern dilemma. Who knows? If I were you Chris I'd go belt and braces and wear them both...