There I was aimlessly wandering the aisles of my local supermarket searching for an ingredient they undoubtedly didn't have. I was feeling a little dispirited and glanced at the new wine description they'd put up for Blue Nun. Seeing the halfhearted description made me want to cry a little so I thought I'd see if I could jazz it up somewhat.

 

The previous description was 'Popular wine from Germany with a citrusy tang and a hint of honey on the finish. Great with Asian noodles. Taste Guide 4.' I think mine is a somewhat more honest appraisal of the wine's true character. I'd like to think these will go unnoticed by the staff until some eagle eyed customer decides to spoil my fun and brings it to their attention. Only time will tell...